In a quiet cafe, two men who have been friends for a long time sat. They talked about many things, one of which was about dreams. One of them expressed his opinion to the other. “Next year my dream must come true, otherwise I will commit suicide”. His friend asked, “What is your dream for next year?” The other answered, “My dream is to commit suicide”.
Olympus Comedy
Hermes ran in front of the gods. Dionysius who was half drunk saw him and threw a wine bottle. Apollo who was aiming at the bird accidentally shot Dionysius’ bottle. The shards of the bottle hit Hermes which injured him. Dionysius and Apollo fought. Ares who saw it joined the fight. A fight broke out between Dionysus, Apollo and Ares. Hephaestus complained about his brothers’ behavior to his father. Zeus came and broke it up. And finally Zeus said “I regret having sex too much, it’s so troublesome to have so many children”. Suddenly Hera appeared who accidentally heard Zeus’ words. Hera then sneered at Zeus “That’s why you shouldn’t cheat too much”.
Gangga River
A virus is sweeping the earth and many people have public hysteria. A Shepherd invites his friend to a newly discovered and unnamed river. His friend is a Farmer. The Shepherd says “River ngga?”. The Farmer replies “Ngga”. So the name of the river is Ganges.
Heart Fruit
A survivor of the war brought someone’s heart. He brought the heart very carefully to be planted near his yard. And nine months later someone came out of the ground. The person who planted it was shocked and just realized that it was a baby.
Umbrella
A little boy was playing in the living room of his house. The boy was carrying an open umbrella and running around the room. The weather outside was not rainy, but suddenly something strange happened. It was raining in the room and the little boy threw his umbrella and ran around the room again.
Soy Sauce
A cook is boiling water in the kitchen. Before long, the water boiled and the cook lifted the pot from the stove. However, the boiling water fell on the cook’s leg and caused burns. The fellow cook saw and immediately put soy sauce on the scalded part. After being given soy sauce, the chef’s leg was finally cut off and served at a restaurant.
Scumbag
In a neighborhood there is a young man who lives alone. He likes to store trash in his yard. Even many people there think his house is a garbage dump. Finally he had a brilliant idea to recycle trash from the community and could be successful in the trash recycling business.
High Pole
In a large field, there was someone who built a tall pole to be used as a lightning rod. The pole was so tall that it hit the Olympus hill. Zeus was a little annoyed and said to the person, “Why are you building something like this in the field, don’t worry, I won’t hit the pole.”
Not Experienced
In a counseling room owned by a psychologist, a counseling session was being held. The patient told about his complaints with full expression. After observing the patient’s complaints, the psychologist diagnosed that the patient had schizophrenia. The patient did not accept the psychologist’s opinion and the patient said, “What do you know, you’ve never experienced it?”
Ricefield Things
One night in a settlement near the rice fields, there was a group of people on guard. The people on guard were busy with routines such as playing cards or chess because of the quiet atmosphere. While they were busy killing time, suddenly a person came passing by and said “Excuse me, sir, I’m passing by”. And they all greeted back those words while watching the person walking away. It turned out that the person passing by had a grasshopper’s head and they all shuddered in fear.