Olympus Comedy

Hermes ran in front of the gods. Dionysius who was half drunk saw him and threw a wine bottle. Apollo who was aiming at the bird accidentally shot Dionysius’ bottle. The shards of the bottle hit Hermes which injured him. Dionysius and Apollo fought. Ares who saw it joined the fight. A fight broke out between Dionysus, Apollo and Ares. Hephaestus complained about his brothers’ behavior to his father. Zeus came and broke it up. And finally Zeus said “I regret having sex too much, it’s so troublesome to have so many children”. Suddenly Hera appeared who accidentally heard Zeus’ words. Hera then sneered at Zeus “That’s why you shouldn’t cheat too much”.

Soy Sauce

A cook is boiling water in the kitchen. Before long, the water boiled and the cook lifted the pot from the stove. However, the boiling water fell on the cook’s leg and caused burns. The fellow cook saw and immediately put soy sauce on the scalded part. After being given soy sauce, the chef’s leg was finally cut off and served at a restaurant.

Not Experienced

In a counseling room owned by a psychologist, a counseling session was being held. The patient told about his complaints with full expression. After observing the patient’s complaints, the psychologist diagnosed that the patient had schizophrenia. The patient did not accept the psychologist’s opinion and the patient said, “What do you know, you’ve never experienced it?”

Ricefield Things

One night in a settlement near the rice fields, there was a group of people on guard. The people on guard were busy with routines such as playing cards or chess because of the quiet atmosphere. While they were busy killing time, suddenly a person came passing by and said “Excuse me, sir, I’m passing by”. And they all greeted back those words while watching the person walking away. It turned out that the person passing by had a grasshopper’s head and they all shuddered in fear.